Dear Housewives, It’s a new year, and Kit and I are surrounded by babies. Everyone we know has apparently forgotten how contraception works and has birthed an army of infants. An army. They are practically militarized I tell you. Armed with fully loaded diapers. Now, now. We don’t hate babies. Certainly not. There are some… Read more »
Monthly Archives: January 2015
Don we now our gay apparel
Dear Housewives, The holiday season is no longer upon us. Thank goodness. If you’re anything like me, and you probably are, exhaustion has set in. You can only muster the energy to watch entire seasons of Miranda and Project Runway: All Stars. You’re probably asking yourself, “How did this happen?” or “Why am I now wearing leggings… Read more »